tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15587678699725826652024-03-13T12:03:21.698+08:00Pencarutan Orang Lidi Kepala PutihIncik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-39355166425618475752013-03-18T20:16:00.002+08:002013-03-18T20:16:15.486+08:00#Lukisan termahal didunia..<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Ok, gua serius nie, inilah lukisan paling mahal dalam dunia. Semalam gua mimpi lukisan nie, so gua cube praktikkan, so, gua berharap ada orang nak beli lukisan gua nie. Tak mahal pun, gua jual harga member2, RM 10000.20sen, tunai. </div>
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Ok, gua tak taw nak merepek apa dah. Choww...</div>
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Wordless sungguh harini kerana aku rasa wordless giler sebab sangat wordless harini dan aku tak tau kenapa aku wordless sangat sampai aku terus wordless harini. Aku taw, wordless nie benda yang wordless, tapi aku tak tahu kenapa aku tak wordless sedangkan dalam masa yang sama, aku wordless jugak, mungkin wordless kali ini betul betul wordless....</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">So, korang perasan tak zaman sekarang nie, lirik lagu dah makin merepek repek. Asal tune dia <u><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">catchy</span></u> sikit jek ( Gua spokin bhaii), dah boleh jadi lagu yang best walaupun lirik dia macam haremm.</span></div>
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Haa, kan sedap tu. Lirik pun ada makna mendalam. Bila dengar pun seronok.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Ok, sekian saja luahan perasaan gua hari nie...</span></div>
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Harinie, gua pergi kelas macam biasa lah. Gua pun pakai seluar warna kelabu harinie...</div>
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Ok. nie lah seluar gua, jenama Qiqi Lala. Nie memang seluar peberet gua sebab bila gua pakai, orang cakap gua macam Fizo Omar..hikhikhik</div>
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Fuhh, penat pulak balik kampung tiap tiap minggu nie. Rakan bloggers sekalian, sorry la, gua kalau weekends nie, susah sikit nak update blog sebab kampung gua tak ada <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Jala Dalaman</span> :D</div>
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Tadi, gua nak gerak balik IPTA gua. Gua naik vroom vroom jek. Gua tak mampu naik benda ada bumbung bumbung nie. So, perjalanan nak balik ke IPTA gua tu dalam sejam jek dari rumah gua. ( If non stop la)</div>
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Adoi, member gua memekak pulak dalam bilik nie. Gua nak melingkar bagaikan cicak tengah nak mengeram anak tikus pun susah. Dah lah gua tengah sedap- sedap mimpi gua jadi Incridible <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;">Hulk</span> warna <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Pink</span> ( Ohsemmm) tetiba member gua yang bernama Osman kejut gua. Ada kelas projek katanya.</div>
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p/s/s: Gua comel tak sebenarnya??</div>
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Seronok giler beb, gua dapat balik bukak blog nie.</div>
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p/s: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sorry la korang, blog gua tak boleh bukak haritu. Gua pun tak tahu kenapa. Lepas tu adik gua tolong buat apa tah, terus boleh bukak. Beliau cakap cookies ape kejadah tah. So, yay, gua rindu blog gua dan gua nak update selalu. </span></div>
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Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-21533083271520521572012-08-14T02:07:00.000+08:002012-08-14T02:07:42.917+08:00Oh Futsal!<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;">Gua tau, ramai marah dan kecik hati dan tak juga yang telah buang jejauh gua dari sudut benak lubuk lubang longkang hati mereka. Gua bukan tak nak update blog, tapi gua agak sibuk sikit ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Banyak sebenarnya</span>)</div><div style="text-align: center;">Dah la semester nie gua kena pedajal dengan member gua untuk jadi wakil kelas ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ketua kelas la tu dan gua tau muka gua penuh dengan kaliberiti</span>)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Tadi member gua ajak main futsal. Seriusly, gua dah lama tak main benda alah nie sejak masuk IPT.( Gua lagi suka menternak bulu hidung dekat rumah sambil cabut cabut bulu dada..opssss.) . So, gua pergi la jugak sebab budak rumah gua semua gerak ( T<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">ak kan nak duduk diam2 kut kat rumah, gua dah lah teruna lagi</span>)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So, gua ye2 la semangat main tahap Messi kan. Baru start 5 minit, gua dah lari keliling padang konon2 STAR lah. Striker, defend, ref semua gua jadi dengan lagak takburnya. Naik turun naik turun gua lari. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Nak cakap dapat bola tu, tak lah sangat..hahhaa</span>)</div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So, dalam 15 minit jek, gua dah pancit sebenarnya. Gua terasa nak mati dah time tu. Dah lah gua main defend. Asal ada orang serang jek, gua meniarap nak kejar. But in the end team gua menang. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Memang lah gua defend terhebat, asal dapat bola jek, gua keluarkan</span>)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-51735209105280447832012-07-17T00:54:00.000+08:002012-07-17T00:54:37.334+08:00#Aku Poli Dan Bulu Beri<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t</span></div><br />
Wahahhaa, lama giler gua rasa dah tak menulis kat sini. Lagipun gua baru start kelas kan. Huh! Gua cakap sama lu, sem nie, gua punya lecterur semua comel comel. Gua terasa macam terkena panahan cinta asam dan garam sekejap.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">So, harinie gua sebenarnya nak bagitahu gua baru beli BuluBeri. Gua saja jek nak pakai. Maklumlah, gua baru dapat loan dari kaum bunian pulak. Pastu, yang bingainya gua rasa harinie, sorang member gua pun tak nak kasi BBpin. Macam haram toi lah. Siap 1 pin rm1. Kalau macam tu, gua pun boleh kaya, jual BBpin,Pincode,Pin Kertas dan Ping Pong. Errr...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Mohon Add Oke. Thanks :)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s: Gua kena pedajal jadi wakil kelas harinie. Damn!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s/s: Doakan gua banyak masa free untuk update blog gua :)</div>Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-5934276197717773282012-07-09T13:11:00.000+08:002012-07-09T13:11:39.638+08:00#Bosan di dalam lif? Tips Tips ini yang anda perlukan!<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan Salam Sejahtera</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Hehehe, dah lama aku tak update blog rasanya. Maklumla, kejutan budaya sat dikala masuk ke<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> IPT</span> nie. Merayap sana sini. So, haritu, aku pergi<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> 7eleben</span>. Tengah2 naik lif, tiba tiba, terfikir pulak nak update entry pasal lif nie. So, aku tahu, hari isnin,. mesti otak korang semua kena sembelit kan?. Jadi untuk menghilangkan rasa sembelit tersebut, meh baca entry aku yang boleh buat otak korang buasir terus :D<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s: Perluke aku update blog dengan gambar sekali ataupun hanya text?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s/s: Aku dah masuk study nie, maybe sangat busy</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s/s/s: Aku tengah pokai nie, so tulun la derma kat tabung <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">churp churp</span> yang ade gambar awek tu ok? :D</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s/s/s/s: Gua mintak <strike>tulun </strike> maaf sebab tak BW korang lansung. Maaf :( Gua just busy jek.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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Alhamdulillah, aku dah bebas dari penjara atas kesalahan menyekodeng lipas mengawan ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Padahal gua difitnah baii!!</span>)<br />
So, aku kembali untuk berblogging macam biasa. InsyaAllah.<br />
Ok, di zaman serba serbi moden nie, majoriti rakyat Malaysia selalu pergi<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"> Mekdi.</span></span> So, kalau korang asyik asyik pergi<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: yellow;"> MekDi</span>, tapi makan pastu balik, tak best jugak. So, aku ada tips tips perkara yang korang boleh buat semasa berada di <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;">Mekdi.</span></span><br />
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Tips #3: Minta jumpa Manager dorang dan korang ceritakan semua masalah hidup korang kat beliau. If dorang tak nak kasi jumpa, korang belah dan cakap slow2 camni " <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Korang akan baca benda nie dalam paper esok</span>"<br />
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Tips #4: Masuk <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: yellow;">MekDi</span> sambil pakai baju Kepsi or Berger Kink ramai2 (Kalau boleh bawak 9-10 orang)<br />
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Tips #8: Ambil straw banyak2 lepastu pergi kat customer lain sambil cakap " Bang, nak straw? satu rm1"<br />
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Well guys and ladies, aku ucapkan terima kasih banyak banyak sebab still tunggu aku dan ingat aku. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gua punya ketiak tengah mengalirkan air nie</span>)<br />
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</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s: If nak carik aku, add la kat fesbuk ok? Dan, jangan malu2 tekan<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta; font-size: large;"> chup chup </span>aku yang gambar aweks2 tu :D</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s lagi: Ouh, I miss u oll bebeh :D</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;">Tajuk entry panjang? Eh, suka hati I la (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Buat gaya ala ala pondan siam sikit</span>)</div><div style="text-align: center;">Ok2, sempena dengan hari yang indah ini, aku nak ajar korang semua aktiviti yang tek bermoral korang boleh lakukan di dalam tren bila korang bosan tahap dengar ceramah cikgu besar yang tak best.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">p/s: Gua tengah menghidapi penyakit kentut berbau Kit Kat.</div>Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-82433122834449259092012-06-25T22:43:00.000+08:002012-06-25T22:43:26.487+08:00#Tahniah follower yang ke 100!<div style="text-align: center;">
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Huh, harinie aku malas giler nak update blog. Hari hari update, lama lama otak aku pun boleh kering woo.<br />
Ok, so, sebenarnya, berapa hari yang lepas, blog aku telah mencapai <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">100</span> orang follower dan aku dipaksa oleh kambing aku untuk menemuramah beliau. Blogger yang malang itu bernama <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hani El Zahra</span><br />
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Tekan <a href="http://hanielzahra.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">SINI</a> untuk mengorat beliau.</div>
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Then, aku pun sempat la temuramah beliau ala ala macam dalam cerita <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Aduan Rakyat</span> tu.</div>
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Mr. Lidi yang gojes warna <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">biru</span></div>
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Cik Puan Hani El zahra warna<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> merah</span></div>
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~Pen merah, pen biru, u marah, i lap u~ Ahaks..(Bukan kahaks)</div>
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(Yang buta warna tu pandai korang la ye, hikhikhik)</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ok, takziah kepada Cik Puan Hani El Zahra kerana telah menjadi follower saya yang ke 100. Jadi anda akan ditemuramah oleh saya. Saya akan berikan 10 soalan, jadi, Cik Puan kena jawab semuanya dengan jujur ok? (</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;">Nak tipu pun boleh</span>)</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ok</span>.( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;">Ayat tak leh pendek lagi ke jirapah?</span>)</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Soalan Pertama.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Adakah anda berasal dari planet Pluto?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tidak, saya berasal dari Bulan tapi kawan saya dari sana? (Gua rasa beliau typo..kahkahkah) Dan jangan bagitahu orang lain, saya adalah Sailormoon (Gua dah bagitahu dah pun..kahkahakah)</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Antara tenuk dan tapir, manakah anda prefer untuk dijadikan suami dan berikan sebab yang munasabah.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Hmmm.. saya suka tapir lagi sebab dia macam panda. (Nie mesti pengaruh entry gua nie)</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">1st: Bagi dia pisang kut kut beliau dari Kampung Pisang</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Nama pun asing...alien...hmm...jadikan diaorang bahan eksperimen ok gak..lalalala</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Saya kena tanya jantung saya dulu...tp dia tengah mandi takleh kacau.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Open relationship.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kembali ke zaman batu.</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Nak jadi budak2 balik...boleh main barbie...tak payah fikir tanggungjawab berpikul2 macam sekarang...uwaaaaaa</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Apakah harapan anda kepada blogger blogger diluar sana?</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Follow la saya dan tekan nuffnang saya kerana saya nak bagi makan kucing saya</span></div>
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Huh, ok, aku dah selesai temuramah aweks nie, so sekali lagi, siapa yang nak kenal beliau, tekan <a href="http://hanielzahra.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">SINI</a> ok.</div>
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p/s: Beliau sporting</div>
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p/s lagi: Gua ada la tokok tambah sikit dalam nie</div>
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p/s lagi dan lagi: Pada Cik Puan Hani El Zahra, gua minta maaf kalau entry nie ad buat lu terasa, gua hanya niat mahu bergurau jek :) (Kalau tak puas hati, meh 1 by 1 dengan gua, ehh,,gurau jek :D)</div>
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Saya, selaku pemegang cap mohor kedai runcit <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Wong Fei Hong</span> ingin menisytihirakan (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Betul ke aku eja nie?</span>) bahawa esok hari Isnin dan seterusnya hari Rabu(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">ehh??</span>)<br />
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Actually, hari nie aku, aku nak straight to the point of view and score for EURO 2012 jek. Aku nak cerita pasal "kebaikan" aku masa zaman sekolah <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dolu dolu </span>( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gua baru belajar ayat nie dari otai otak blogger</span>). <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dolu dolu</span>..perghh, macam sedap bunyinya.Sebut lagi?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> Dolu dolu</span>..fuhh..puas2..kui3<br />
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Ok. nie benda nie aku selalu buat masa naik tingkatan atas2. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Maklumlah, gua dah senior, terasa tinggi macam Jirapah</span>). Aktiviti memerlukan kapur dan daya "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">memeteng</span>" yang tinggi. Aku selalu melakukan aktiviti tak bermoral nie masa rehat. Korang kena pastikan yang kapur korang kena kat bumbung untuk menghasilkan impak maksima yangbunyi macam berak keras<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> ditimpa mangkuk jamban</span>. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kawan gua dulu lagi teruk, kadang kadang beliau baling kat kepala budak or kalau tak ada kapur, beliau baling duster, pemadam dan yang paling how liau "</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: lime;">kahak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">")</span>.</div>
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Ok, yang nie aku tau, semua dah biasa buat. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gua pernah diebabkan kes nie, gua bertumbuk sampai kena gantung <strike>tali kasut dan tali bera</strike>. sekolah</span>) p/s: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hahha, gua terasa bangang bila ingat peristiwa nie balik.</span></div>
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Ok, teknik nie aku belajar kat sekolah teknik. Korang tau meja sekolah? Korang ambil kapur, lepas conteng kaw kaw punya kat bawah meja. Lepastu, bila member korang duduk, dan pulak beliau suka mengesek2 kan peha beliau kat bawah meja (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> cover setimm agaknya</span>), kompem peha beliau ibarat menconteng kapur di seluar.</div>
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Ok, yang nie adalah pengalaman aku yang paling tak dapat aku lupakan. Cerita dia macam nie, masa nie turn budak kelas aku masuk bilik komputer. Lepastu, kebetulan pulak cikgu keluar kejap, apa lagi, budak budak nie bukak la website My1stTime (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mohon jangan google</span>). Time tu citer Cikgu Suraya kut yang top (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Mohon jangan google jugak</span>). Dah tu seingat aku ade 23 page. so, member aku nie pi bangang print. Masa dah setengah print. dan dan pulak paper jam. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Oh shitt</span>). Masing gelabah lepastu cikgu kitorang masuk ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Cikgu perempuan pulak tu, ouh demm =.=''</span>). Lepas tuh pulak ada la sorang budak nerd nie, dia nak print something. so, bila nak print paper jam. cikgu pun betulkan lah printer tu. Dan agak2 korang. apa yang disambung print? Kahkahkah, seminggu kitorang pusing sekolah pakai kain pelikat tau.</div>
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Pertama sekali, aku ingin ucapkan beriba ribaan lemon (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">bukan Riba' dan jauh sekali Ribena</span>) <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">TERIMA KASIH</span> kerana masih <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">DAN</span> telah men"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">follow</span>" aku. Hari nie, genap 9 hari umur blog aku, dan aku telah dapat <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta; font-size: large;">100</span> follower. Aku tahu 100 tu tak banyak, tapi bagi aku, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">BANYAK WEYHH!!</span>, aku kan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">newbie</span> lagi, tak macam <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">pro- pro</span> blogger diluar sana. :)</div>
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Tips #1: If awek korang pakai lawa- lawa dan nak tunjuk kat korang. Korang buat tak tau jek umpama korang tengah kentut di pagi yang tenang. Kalau nak lagi hardcore metalcore dan deathcore, korang kutuk dan ketuk <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">(apatah lagi atuk..ehhh?</span>) kaw kaw teaw punya.</div>
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Tips #2: Bila awek korang datang kat korang sambil buat muka cute<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> ala ala ekor kura kura</span> masa korang tengah main game, dan dan pulak dia tanya tengah buat apa. Korang jawab macam nie.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Lihat Rajah 1</span></div>
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Ok, pagi tadi aku bukak tv sambil tengok cerita kartun Barbiee. Akibat cerita itu terlalu mengandungi unsur seksual dan keganasan terlampau, aku pun tukar ke tv1.( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tak caya, lu orang tengok, tak seksi ke? Mana gua tak setimm..kah3</span>)<br />
Sedang aku tengok dokumentari pasal binatang liar nie kan, aku pun teringat satu kejadian aneh yang telah menimpa jiwa dan raga aku pada suatu ketika dahulu selepas zaman <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Hang Tuah</span> dan sebelum zaman <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Doremon</span>.<br />
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Cerita dia macam nie, aku kan dah story kat kau orang pasal aku ada adik nama Atiff kan. Masa nie dia darjah 5 or 6 kut tak silap aku. Masa tu pulak aku kebetulan cuti hape tah. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Akibat gua makan semut masak tepung kepsi, gua pun mengalami masalah gangguan peringatan yang berada di kondisi separa kritikal</span>)<br />
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Wattahell!! Nie bukan panda, nie <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">TAPIR</span>!!. Kah kah kah, chispsmore biskut meri dan roti gardenia punya adik. Panda dengan tapir pun tak boleh beza. Aku tau lah warna dia black and white. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">(Secara tidak lansung gua telah digame counter strike oleh adik gua sendiri</span>)</div>
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p/s: mengikut J<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">abatan Pengangkutan Jalan Raya Negeri Zimbabwe</span>, Tapir nie ada dua ekor jek kat hutan lipur area area rumah aku. Diorang couple dan dikhuatiri <strike>Panda</strike> Tapir nie sesat sebab adalah sifat Tapir rabun siang. Lepas tu, tak silap aku, 2 minggu kemudian, aku nampak seekor Tapir mati kat tepi jalan. Kesian aku tengok, dan rasa- rasa aku, tak lama tu, seekor pun mati jugak. Tapi aku tak ingat, kat mana tah.</div>
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Ok lah, gua tau gua punya entry kali nie pendek. Gua agak ketandusan idea harinie selepas melayan kawan2 gua yang baru gua kenal semalam.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum dan Chowlubebeh!!</span></div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum dan selamat hari Khamis...</span></div>
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Ayam- ayam berkokok tatkala si lembu menjatuhkan bom atom sambil menggetarkan punggung nya ala ala vibrate<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> iPons 4S</span> yang sedang tak berapa hangat dipasaran sekarang.</div>
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Arghh!! Kan aku cakap, aku fail bab bab intro nie.</div>
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Ok2, hari nie aku bangun lambat sikit dek kerana melayan berukband aku yang malam tadi mencecah 2mb/s ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gua tak tahu kenapa tiba2 jadi laju, padahal dah quota</span>)<br />
Well, takpe- takpe, walaupun aku bangun lambat, aku still akan buat entry untuk memenuhi nafsu serakah korang untuk melihat keseksian tentera tentera lidi aku kan ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Memang orang lidi aku "</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">bugil</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">" kan? Kuikuikui</span>)<br />
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Dah, jangan fikir bukan. Ok, semua orang pernah menghadapi peperiksaan kan? Tak kira lah peperiksaan JPJ ke, Repeat Paper ke ataupun suvey yang diberikan oleh Cik Nurse sekalipun di Klinik Kesihatan yang berhampiran. So, aku nak story lah pasal pengalaman aku masa sekolah dulu buat "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">toyol</span>".( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Alaaa, pandang pandang aku macam tu pulak, macam lah korang tak pernah buat. Puih!! la..keh keh keh</span>.)<br />
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Ok, aku nie sorang yang jenis pemalas jugak la masa sekolah dulu. Suka study last last minute ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Konon -konon last minute nie boleh dapat</span> "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">superpower</span>"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> la</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">konon</span>.) Yang nakal nye aku nie dulu, kawan kawan aku study pun aku dok nak menyakat lagi ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sebenarnya gua tak mau dorang study coz tak nak kasi markah dorang lagi power dari gua..kahkahkah</span>)</div>
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So, bila agak- agak esok dah nak exam, baru la aku sibuk2 nak bukak buku. Arghh, time nie gua memang menyesal la. Satu habuk ape tak baca lagi. Kelam kelibut ribut taufan la jadinya. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Tapi selalunya, time macam nie, bila dah give up, korang mesti cakap " Tawakal je la"</span>) Tawakal waklu! Kui3. Tawakal tu sebenarnya lepas kita dah berusaha baru boleh kita boleh berserah. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Ayat gua yang nie macam bajet bagus kan? Hahaha</span>)</div>
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(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: lime;">Kalau korang rasa toyol nie comel, sila komen :D</span>)</div>
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So, nak dipendek kan cerita ibarat memendekkan rambut di kedai gunting rambut <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sugu</span>, ada lah tiba2 " Abang - abang! Nak saya tulun?", kata <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: lime;">Incik Tuyul</span> dengan penuh muka kecomelan ala ala pelakon cerita <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Twilight</span>. Tinggg!! (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">mentol kepala gua menyala</span>)</div>
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So, bila nak exam jek, cikgu semua pelik, semua yang berlengan panjang semua dah tak lipat. Pasal apa? tengok gambar kat atas nie. Masa nie lah aktiviti bertatu meningkat dengan mendadaknya. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Member gua penah pedajal gua guna marker permenent tulis " </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku Gayboy</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">"</span> )</div>
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Ok, yang nie aku ada nampak member perempuan aku buat taktik macam nie, Dorang selalu rekod formula2 kat mp3 dorang. Lepas tu dorang<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> Play</span> masa exam. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Pakai tudung, boleh lah beb!, gua pun mahu pakai tudung jugak la!</span>)</div>
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Yang nie pun aku pernah buat. Malam- malam, pergi sekolah senyap- senyap. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Mission Imposibble betul</span>) lepas tu tulis siap2 formula kat atas meja. Tapi kan, gua pernah kena, gua rasa gua dah tulis banyak gila kot kat meja gua, alih2 esok gua kena tukar meja.</div>
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(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Member gua yang dapat meja tu tersenyum senyum kura kura kat gua, demmm!!</span>)</div>
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Alamak, gambar nie pun kecik jugak, tapi takpe, aku terangkan jugak ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Baik tak aku?</span>)</div>
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Hahahha, aku teringat lagi, dulu aku selalu guna taktik nie. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">A kat Dahi, B kat Mata , C kat Hidung dan D kat Dagu</span>. Nombor pulak ditentukan oleh tangan. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Ibu jari mewakili nombor sepuluh.</span></div>
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Serius, meniru memang seronok, tapi kepuasan tu tak ada. Lagipun sampai bila kita nak tipu diri sendiri kan ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Cehh, entry gua kali nie ada nasihat la</span>)</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75;">p/s: semalam ada orang review blog aku, terima kasih ye pemilik blog :)</span></div>
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<br />Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com46tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-51563884661758039482012-06-20T13:44:00.001+08:002012-06-20T13:44:44.935+08:00#Aku Asrama Dan Misteri Nusantara*<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Je Je Jeng Jeng, Je Je Jeng Jeng, Je Je Jeng, Je Je Je Jeng</span> * Lagu Tema Pirate Of Carribbean<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan Yah Hoy Me Fellow Pirates.</span></div>
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Setelah adengan tembak menembak berlaku di antara aku dan mak aku, akhirnya aku rebah dan dihantar ke salah satu asrama yang tak berapa terkenal di Negeri Sembilan. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Ada macam cerita Usop Aslam tak?</span>)</div>
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Ok, selama aku hidup kat dunia nie kan, kat asrama lah pertama kali aku pakai selipar sebelah lain, sebelah lain. Mana tak nya, aku rasa, waktu aku form 1 je, dah<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> 50</span> pasang selipar aku beli, tapi semua lesap.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> Misteri Nusantara</span> betul asrama aku ni. Nak tak nak, aku pun pakai je la macam nie akibat dah malas nak beli selipar baru lagi dah. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Korang bayangkan, member aku beli terompah pun boleh hilang, gila misteri betul!</span>)</div>
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Ok, yang nie agak best lah. Korang pernah buat macam nie? Makan megi guna "<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">chopstick</span>" yang diperolehi dari hanger baju dan ber "mangkuk" kan gayung. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gua rasa idea nie boleh bawak pergi Persatuan Seni Negara tau. Kreatif nie! kah3</span>)</div>
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Aku pun nakal woo dulu. Aku cukup benci kalau senior<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> </span>suruh ambil air <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #783f04; color: lime;">Melo</span> kat dewan makan malam2. Dorang tak tahu ke tempat tu macam <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Misteri Nusantara</span> malam2. Last2, untuk meredakan kemarahan hati aku nie ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Nak tumbuk senior tak berani</span>), aku celup taik hidung aku dalam air <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #783f04; color: lime;">Melo</span> tersebut. Gua cakap lu, time dia minum tu, betul2 gua puas hati woo. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sebab tu lah, masa aku jadi senior, aku tak suruh budak junior buat apa apa untuk aku</span>)</div>
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Ok, time mandi pulak. Nie yang aku paling suka. Dok nyakat kawan macam nie lah. Aku baling air ke bilik air sebelah, lepas tu buat tak tahu jek. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Paling best kalau member tengah bersyampoo kau orang buat macam nie. KahKahKah</span>)</div>
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So, hasil dari kegiatan aku di asrama selama 5 tahun. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Form 1 - Form 5</span>). Aku dah menjadi seorang yang pandai ber<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">DIKARI</span>. So, sebenarnya, asrama nie tak semua teruk. Ada yang Ok. Ikut pada cara seseorang tu menyesuaikan diri. So, if korang yang ada anak yang manja2 tu, hantarlah mereka ke asrama (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Biar padan muka sikit</span>). Serius, kalau dah 5 tahun duduk asrama tu, mesti pandai berdikari punya lah.</div>
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Ok lah korang, aku tau, entry aku kali nie tak best. Aku pun tengah banyak kerja nie sebenarnya. Tapi, aku berusaha lagi nak <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Entertain</span> korang.</div>
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan selamat sejahtera :)</span></div>
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Ok, aku tahu, macam cepat sangat aku nak post entry kan? Ahh,, lantak la, aku punya blog kan hehehe..<br />
Well, aku rasa sangat sangat bosan, dan aku nak cerita pasal diri aku kat sini. :) Kiranya macam intro lah :)<br />
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Hi korang, nama aku Haziq, budak -budak PLKN panggil aku Jep. Budak kelas aku pulak panggil aku Dafi dan Jackie ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Cinabeng masing2</span>)</div>
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Aku single "aku tak percaya cinta~~lalalala" (gua mahu sedapkan hati diri sendiri ok) dan aku nie kaki game, macam macam game online aku main.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> PS1</span>, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">PS2</span> ,<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">PSP</span> semua aku main. Ehh, <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">PlayStesyen</span> tau, bukan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #741b47;">Perempuan Simpanan</span> ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Istilah nie aku dapat masa bangang2 dulu</span>)<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZO9FdH5Mui41CxPNROb9FA1vxebxCvtwYNCoQepEV3pMpzPa5YAvFOpMcUvYtxRTZig9iRUnxqA8YUi_aubP5XIADLfxgetacVq4QTUhNNC8JtqtuSf5ztZtm2wy6zDSdmyYbw4ZYJq8Y/s1600/6.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZO9FdH5Mui41CxPNROb9FA1vxebxCvtwYNCoQepEV3pMpzPa5YAvFOpMcUvYtxRTZig9iRUnxqA8YUi_aubP5XIADLfxgetacVq4QTUhNNC8JtqtuSf5ztZtm2wy6zDSdmyYbw4ZYJq8Y/s320/6.png" width="229" /></a></div>
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Aku sebenarnya single lagi ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Ulang banyak kali sebab Pak Cik Hamid Lempeng cakap, kalau nak larisakn jualan, kena ulang banyak kali sebut produk kita, macam Lempeng Lempeng Lempeng. Cuba sebut, Aku Single kali pat puloh lapan kali, kompem kau orang dapat awek</span>)</div>
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Tapi actually<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> hati </span>aku dah retak. Siapa yang sudi salotep dia balik? Angkat hidung!!</div>
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Aku nie pun masih belajar lagi, seorang student yang menuntut ilmu ghaib <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">(</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Elektrik sebab kita tak nampak kan??</span>) di sebuah IPTA. Gua budak Diploma jek..kui3</div>
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Serius, kalau korang baik dengan aku, aku akan buat baik balik dengan kau orang. Aku siap follow korang walaupun ke.. errrr... selagi aku boleh follow, aku follow la. Karang tak pasal2 korang bawak aku pergi Hell. Tak pasal2 jek.</div>
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Dan mulai hari ini, aku nak melakukan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Anjakan Paradigma</span> (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> guna ayat best kejap</span>). Aku dah tak mahu sedih2 dah, asyik2 post pasal aku sedih. Nak lupakan orang yang tak hargai aku. Macam ape tah aku nie. (Baik sangat kut) Dan, mesti korang bosan kan if asyik sedih je.</div>
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Hari nie aku bangun awal lagi. Dalam pukul 7.30 kut, dengan mimpi yang tah apa apa nya. Dah2, kali nie aku malas nak tulis panjang2... takdak mood...<br />
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Gua telefon "Guardian Angel" gua, macam biasa, beliau bagi banyak nasihat.. thanks aw :) (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Its relieve me a lot</span>)</div>
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p/s: Gua nak kenal dengan awek <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: blue; color: orange;">BLOGGER</span> yang single2, ada tak? Gua mau tambah kawan :).(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Add la gua kat </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #0b5394; color: white;">fesbuk</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> ke, gua serius nie :)</span> )</div>
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<br />Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-59729187346621909292012-06-17T23:12:00.004+08:002012-06-17T23:12:58.206+08:00# Tentang Aku Atiff Tuah Dan Ayam Kentaki Baru<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #cfe2f3; color: #674ea7; font-size: x-large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan salam sejahtera</span><br />
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Jam sudah menunjukkan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: lime;">11.45 am</span>. Aku angkat ketiak sikit kasi cium. Cilake, bau tembikai susu pulak. So, aku pergi mandi sat.<br />
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Gedebashh, gedebushhh ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Aku tak suka mandi air shower sangat sebab shower kat rumah aku nie lebih kurang macam tak ikhlas jek kuar</span> )<br />
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Then, lepas mandi, agak2 dah hensem, aku lepak kejap layan kucing ak nama Tuah. Dia dok buat muka selamba susu dekat aku mintak makanan. Dah2 aku mula kecewa dengan beliau apabila si Tuah nie mula curang dengan aku dan bermadu kasih dengan biskut kucing dia yang tah jenama apa tah, aku pun on la laptop kejap sambil bukak Muka Buku.<br />
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Huh! Bosan giler pulak hari Ahad nie. Takda benda yang special ke nak berlaku hari nie (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">contoh macam aku tiba2 dianugerahkan kuasa Super Saiya ke pat puloh lapan ke</span>)<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Wadafak man</span>! Kurang ajar giler wa cakap sama lu. Dah lah tak bagi signal, kalau aku tergolek kat situ macam mana? Siapa nak jaga kucing aku? Eishh, kalau jauh tak apa, nie aku dah dekat kut. Bagi la signal or if signal rosak sekalipun, tunggu la betul2 agak2 dah tak ada motor baru pergi masuk kiri.</div>
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Ok, mission accomplish, aku pun dah beli kentaki 2 set ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">1 set biasa dan lagi 1 set yang baru nie</span>) yang digunakan untuk makan sambil lepak2 main laptop ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">yela, tak kan nak lepak main laptop je kan, nanti parents budak2 yang lain mestil lihat aku " Binawe punya abang, bagi adik makan makan jek, ingat kenyang ke makan game tu"</span> ) So, aku beli la kfc untuk mengubah persepsi mereka terhadap aku.</div>
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Dah settle semua, aku pun balik la rumah, pastu texting2 dengan<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> SOMEONE</span> tu.. hehe <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">(yang nie aku akan cerita dalam entry akan datang ok</span>)</div>
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Nak dijadikan cerita, sedang aku <strike>korek idong </strike> lepak2 sambil dengar lagu <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">tindakan hiper- i arrive again</span>, tiba2 aku terasa nak<strike> beranak</strike> berak. Ouhh damn! Perut aku sakit! Semput! Tersumbat kardiovaskular! Semua aku rasa.</div>
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</strong>Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-34861819938880409092012-06-17T17:30:00.000+08:002012-06-17T02:31:17.423+08:00#Tentang Aku Dia Beliau Dan Pencuci Muka<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-size: x-large;"> Assalamualaikum w.b.t dan salam sejahtera dan salam 1 </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-large;">M</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-size: x-large;">a</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #cccccc; font-size: x-large;">l</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-size: x-large;">ay</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow; font-size: x-large;">s</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #0b5394; font-size: x-large;">ia</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-size: x-large;">.</span><br />
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Tengah malam, dah jam <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: lime;">12.30am</span>. Aku tak rasa nak tidur lagi. Sebab apa? Sebab muka aku pedih gara2 pakai pencuci muka yang baru aku "paw" dari mak aku kat salah satu pasaraya terkemuka di Bahau Nogori Sombilan :D.<br />
Actually aku nak cerita something, kisahnya bermula sebegini~~~<br />
Tengah aku sedap2 <strike>korek hidung </strike> sambil tengok Cerekerama kat channel 103 (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">nak tunjuk rumah aku baru langgan astero la sebenarnya</span>) suddenly, aku dengar bunyi pedang melantun ke tiang(<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">bunyi mesej la tu</span>) dari handphone Soni Eriksun W660i. Perghh, dengan bingkasnya aku bangun dari kerusi, terus berlari bagaikan tengah masuk acara lari pecut 100meter bersama Usain Bolt. Aku <strike>melompat</strike> melangkah kucing mak aku yang tengah menjalarkan badannya tengah <strike>Garisan Khatulistiwa</strike> ruang tamu dan terus mencapai handphone tersebut. Aku buka mesej dengan penuh rakusnya <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; font-size: x-small;">d</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">an</span></span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dan</span></span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">dan</span></span> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">dan</span> </span>" <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Rm 2 dan Rm 0.50 caj urusan telah dicaj ke akaun anda untuk perkhidmatan<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black;"> SOS Top Up</span></span>". ~~ <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: magenta;">Harapan~ Harapan menjadi layu</span>~<br />
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Arghhhh!! Aku kena game dengan <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: red; color: white;">Meksis</span>! Benci Benci Benci!!. ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Biasa lah, bila dah single nie, mesej masuk macam baru kena cabutan bertuah kuttt</span> )<br />
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Then, tengah aku sambung <strike>korek hidung</strike> tiba tiba handphone aku berdesing sekali lagi, aku dengan lemah longlainya macam orang yang dah tak makan selama setengah hari berjalan menuju ke tempat aku cas handphone tersebut. Ada mesej dari seorang yang familiar bagi aku berisikan hanya 2 patah perkataan. " Im stress".<br />
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Aku terus la menjalankan tugas aku sebagai part time kaunselor tak berlesen. Aku mesej, mesej dan berbalas mesej. Aku tak nak la story apa yang aku mesej dengan dia. Yang pasti, aku sangat marah dan kecewa dengan tindakan Beliau (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">orang lain</span>) ini. Seriously, aku suruh kau jaga elok elok, then, kau buat macam ni kat dia! Kecewa aku beb, kau cepat sangat give up, kau dah ada 'spare part' ke bai?? Tak kan lah nak tunggu sekejap pun tak boleh. Tak mati pun lah weiii, dunia sekarang dah maju. Banyak lagi inisiatif lain untuk contact. Serius, aku marah sangat plus terkilan. Aku berkorban dan pengorbanan aku sekarang nampak sia -sia. Aku tahu, aku bukanlah siapa untuk masuk campur urusan nie, tapi! kau ingat. TAPI!!! Tanpa pelepasan aku, belum tentu kau dapat dia! So, aku ada hak untuk masuk campur. Sekarang kau dah dapat, kau tak hargai.<br />
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Oke2..dah, cool kejap beb. Tarik nafas, lepas, Subhanallah 10x.<br />
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Well, tu luahan perasaan aku kat someone dan aku harap sangat beliau terbaca entry nie. Dan pada si Dia, brave yourself and I'm always be with you. Joy and sorrow shall we be together because i have promise that to you long ago. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> Bajet macam Mr Nice Guy pulakk</span>)<br />
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Ok la. thats all for tonight (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">morning actually</span>). Aku nak jalan2 dekat blog orang lain pula. Lagipun, kalau aku mencarut banyak2, ada kau orang nak baca? Hak tuih la! hehe. JK only :)<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #351c75; font-size: large;">Assalamualaikum w.b.t</span> and thanks for reading bondo yang tah papo nie.<br />
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p/s: dah baca, komen lah ye :D (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">tak paksa pun</span>) ((( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tapi paksa jugak</span>!!)))<br />
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</strong>Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-86443610343567944252012-06-16T15:13:00.002+08:002012-06-16T15:13:30.063+08:00#Mimpi yang tak seberapa indah dan Nasi Briyani<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Assalamualaikum warahmatullah hiwabarakatuh dan salam sejahtara :)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Blurpp, Alhamdulillah. Kenyang sudah aku. Hehehe, sebenarnya aku baru lepas bersantap dengan mak aku yang baru balik dari KL sambil membawa santapan feveret aku iaitu Nasi Briyani ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">puas aku tanya pakcik Guugle ejaan yang betu</span>l). Tiga jenis lauk mak aku belikan, Ayam Madu Tanpa Rela, Ayam Goreng Liat Nak Mampus Sebab Dah Tua Kut dan Ayam Kurma Ala Ala Kari. Rasa nak tercabut because macam biasa la mak aku cakap. "Mak dah belikan, tak habiskan, lepas ni mak tak nak belikan apa apa lagi dah!". Perghhh, mak aku kasi kata2 yang penuh perangkap (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">tak nak beli McD kat aku lagi la nie</span>).</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ok, well, hari ini aku bangun awal gila, padahal semalam tidur pukul 6 kut (Subuh Ohkayh!). Nak tahu sebab apa? Tak nak tahu? Ok fine! Ehh, aku punya blog, aku punya suka la nak mencarut ke apa ke. Hehehe, gurau jek beb. Actually, aku dapat nightmare yang tak berapa nightmare sangat (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Thanks to Kak Ayunita yang wish badnight dan sweet</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">NIGHTMARE</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">semalam. Kan dah jadi betul2</span> <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: purple;">=.=''</span>). Erghh, aku paling benci yang melibatkan cintan cintun ni, kenapa lah kau mesti masuk mimpi aku hah wahai cik <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;">Ex</span> aku yang aku tengah berusaha nak melupakan kau. Damn la! Mimpi pun time tu lah pulak nak <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">FLASHBACK</span> waktu aku happy2 dengan dia dulu. So, aku rasa tak best, lalu aku paksa kan diri aku bangun pukul 8.30 pagi dan pergi lepak tengok tv. Huh! How dare you stealing my tidur pagi hari sabtu!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tapi apa apa pun, hari nie aku ada planning kut. Nak dating dengan mak aku. Jum2, ikut jum, aku galakkan yang girl2 je la. Boleh berkenalan dengan mak aku dan sekaligus jadi menantu beliau a.k.a bini aku. (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ok, merepek disitu</span>)</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">By The Way, semalam aku belajar satu erti, pengajaran? err, aku tak tahu nak describe macam mana. Berbunyi macam nie:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #990000;"> HARGAI APA YANG KITA MILIKI SEKARANG KERANA NESCAYA KITA TAK NAK MENGHARGAINYA SETELAH KEHILANGANNYA.</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Ok la geng, gua nak chow dulu, mahu dating dengan Mak gua. Terima Kasih sebab baca <strike>carutan</strike> coretan aku yang tak seberapa ni. Dan thanks kepada sesiapa yang dah follow aku tu. </span><br />
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</strong>Incik Pepelhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13037280308756084556noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1558767869972582665.post-63912525426817441142012-06-16T01:53:00.001+08:002012-06-18T15:21:29.923+08:00#Oh, hatiku macam tisu...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Assalamualaikum dan selamat sejahtera saya ucapkan kepada hadirin dan hadirat sekalian (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">chewahhh!! ada gaya nak jadi wakil rakyat tak?</span>)<br />
Ok2, sudah2 ye merepek disini~~<br />
Actually, aku tetiba terasa nak update blog yang tak sampai sehari aku buat ni. Maklumlah, baru buat, harap2 aku dapat la beri komitmen dalam blog nie. InsyaAllah :)<br />
Well, hari nie aku tak main game online lansung, hebat kan? Sebab apa tau, hari nie dok mengadap lappy jek dari lepas solat jumaat because nak buat blog dan adjust blog nie kasi cantik macam blog korang :D. Serious, gua jelous beb, korang punya blog cun2. Dalam pada masa tu, aku ada la tengok balik satu citer kartun jepun (anime) yang dah lama aku tak tengok. Tajuk dia <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">AngelBeats</span>. Perghh...best wa cakap lu. Memang cerita dia ada unsur2 macam syirik la. Contohnya, cerita nie mengisarkan tentang sekumpulan remaja yang dah mati, tapi mereka suddenly sampai ke suatu tempat (Most likely sekolah la). Then, dekat dunia tu, mereka semua tak boleh mati (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">dah kena tikam banyak kali pun, still mati sekejap, lepastu hidup balik</span>). Ok ok, aku tau cerita ni merepek, tapi apa yang buat aku tengok cerita nie sampai habis ialah<br />
1st: Cerita nie banyak humour<br />
2nd: Cerita nie agak ada la part2 yang sedih (<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> sampai buat aku rasa tersentuh</span>)<br />
3rd: <strike>Kebanyakkan</strike> Kesemua manusia yang sampai ke tempat tu mati dalam keadaan yang tak aman ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"> meaning, mereka tak dapat capai apa yang mereka nak buat sebelum mati</span>) note: diorang akan story la apa yang berlaku pada diorang dan mostly kehidupan diorang sebelum mati adalah sangat tak best. Uhuu, sedih gua disitu.<br />
4th: <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">YANG PALING PENTING!! CERITA NI MENGAJAR MENGHARGAI HIDUP DAN REDHA DENGAN QADA DAN QADAR</span><br />
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Hahahaha. aku tahu, mesti kau orang semua pelik, cerita kartun jepun macam tu?. Ok, I admit, cerita ni tak la bagus sangat ( <span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">sebenarnya best bagi aku!</span>) tapi, apa yang baik, kita ambil, dan apa yang buruk, kita hindarkan. Betul tak?<br />
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Ok, jadi apa kaitan entry ni dengan tajuk dia? ~Actually, aku ada la mengalirkan air mata bila episode last tu. Menyentuh hati juga la :P<br />
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So, thats all untuk coretan kali ini~ aku nak menjelajah bloggers lain pula. Maklumlah, gua <span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: black; color: red;">NOOB</span> lagi dalam bab2 ni and aku letak la gambar anime yang aku duk cerita nie, kalau minat, boleh la cari kat mana2 kedai CD or tak silap aku, popular ada kut? :D<br />
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p/s: Aku rate anime ni 9/10 :D<br />
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